February 2012
26 posts
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
1 tag
January 2012
153 posts
Human beings can't be trusted.
I hate your annoying face.
I love it.
“I’ve never played a team sport. I played tennis in high school. You know why?...”
– Robin, How I Met Your Mother (via onehundreddollars)
